Joe Rogan is a multifaceted personality – a comedian, UFC color commentator, and the host of the popular podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience.” or JRE for short.
As a fan, I’ve enjoyed his wide range of conversations and many insightful and often humorous thoughts over the years.
Here are 57 best quotes attributed to Joe Rogan:
- “The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.”
- “I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them – the sorrow is inevitable.”
- “The universe rewards calculated risk and passion.”
- “I’m not a big fan of moderation. I think it sucks.”
- “Reality really is a theater. There’s no other way to describe it.”
- “Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something…Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.”
- “That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”
- “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”
- “The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”
- “So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you.”
- “The quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn’t value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.”
- “There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.”
- “If you can control what you eat, you can control all other aspects of your life.”
- “Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.”
- “The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind, for thinking, for evolving.”
- “The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.”
- “The mind is the most important tool we have.”
- “All the time that you spend complaining, you could instead be hustling. You could be chasing your dream. You could be figuring out what you’re doing wrong and improving your life.”
- “There’s an immutable transformation that happens when you push past the brink of your perceived limitations.”
- “The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh…I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.”
- “We have bacteria that live inside us that couldn’t live without us, and if they die, we die.”
- “Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie.”
- “The best advice I’ve ever heard is ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.'”
- “To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die.”
- “When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love.”
- “If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.”
- “Life is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and think, ‘What was that?'”
- “100% of all haters in the world are unrealized potential.”
- “Push yourself. There’s no other way to find out what you’re capable of.”
- “Be the hero of your own story.”
- “Being a good person is a choice.”
- “You’re not supposed to be happy all the time. It’s a dualistic universe.”
- “There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.”
- “We are all just a big-brained monkey.”
- “If you’re stuck in life, it’s because you’re not making bold moves.”
- “Life is about the pursuit of excellence.”
- “Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.”
- “The only way to get by in this world is through hard work and persistence.”
- “Discomfort is your friend. It doesn’t matter if you’re sick, if you have kids… You wake up and you train. It’s what you do. It’s what you are.”
- “Conquer your inner bitch and your outer world falls into place.”
- “In all my travelings, all my life adventures; I have to say I still don’t know what life is, absolutely no clue, and it is a subject that is constantly on my mind.”
- “I think the human race doesn’t have a purpose. We’re just here, because we’re here.”
- “One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.”
- “Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”
- “I love a success story, but even more than a success story, I like a dude who f**ks his life up and then gets it back together again story.”
- “Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great.”
- “Life is about not knowing as much as it is about knowing.”
- “I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O’Reillys and to a lesser degree the bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution.”
- “Ideas are the most sensitive things in the world.”
- “I think insecurity is a good thing because it makes you strive to be better.”
- “We’re constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We’re finding it where we didn’t think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice.”
- “I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous, you can be inspired and appreciative.”
- “People are scared man, and times are really weird right now.”
- “I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it and I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something you have to give in to a certain amount of madness.”
- “I want to make sure that everything that I’m creating, I’m creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that’s the reward that you get for that.”
- “It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.”
- “You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart.”
