148 Donkey Captions and Quotes for Instagram & Facebook (2023)

Here are almost 150 donkey-themed captions for your Instagram and Facebook:

  1. “Just horsing around… Wait, wrong animal.”
  2. “Living the donkey dream.”
  3. “Eeyore wasn’t the only cool donkey.”
  4. “Donkey days are the best days.”
  5. “Kicking up some fun today!”
  6. “Life’s better with a donkey by your side.”
  7. “Ears up, worries down.”
  8. “Finding my inner peace, donkey-style.”
  9. “Hoofing it through the week with my favorite sidekick.”
  10. “You’ve got to be kitten me… Oops, wrong animal again!”
  11. “Donkeys: proving it’s okay to be a little ass sometimes.”
  12. “Bray all day.”
  13. “Stable genius right here!”
  14. “Nothing stubborn about this love.”
  15. “Taking life by the reins.”
  16. “50 shades of gray… donkey style.”
  17. “Eeyore said it best: Thanks for noticing me.”
  18. “Do the donkey dance!”
  19. “Hee-haw and hallelujah!”
  20. “Living life one bray at a time.”
  21. “With a donkey, every day is an adventure.”
  22. “Got my mind on my donkey and my donkey on my mind.”
  23. “Sun’s out, buns out!”
  24. “Why fit in when you were born to stand out? – Dr. Seuss and probably this donkey.”
  25. “Morning cuddles with my main ass.”
  26. “Every day I’m bray-ing.”
  27. “This donkey’s got the beats!”
  28. “Looking fab, feeling fab, living fab.”
  29. “Weekend vibes with my four-legged friend.”
  30. “Be the person your donkey thinks you are.”
  31. “Ears so big they’ve got their own zip code.”
  32. “You can’t ride with us.”
  33. “Tail tales with this cutie!”
  34. “Donkey daze for days.”
  35. “Don’t be busy, just be productive. Advice from a donkey.”
  36. “Some call it stubbornness. I call it determination.”
  37. “Mondays aren’t so bad with a donkey.”
  38. “Kicking up my heels!”
  39. “A donkey’s loyalty is un-bray-lievable.”
  40. “Happier than a donkey with a carrot.”
  41. “Sun-kissed and donkey-blessed.”
  42. “Too glam to give a damn. Right, Mr. Donkey?”
  43. “Eat. Bray. Love.”
  44. “On the lookout for the next adventure.”
  45. “Hangin’ with the best ass in town!”
  46. “You can tell a lot by someone’s ears.”
  47. “Just a little ass-titude!”
  48. “Rolling into the weekend like…”
  49. “Stepping out with my best hoof forward.”
  50. “No donkey, no party!”
  51. “Feeling as free as a wild donkey.”
  52. “Best buds and bray buddies.”
  53. “Hee-hawt and happening!”
  54. “This donkey’s got back!”
  55. “Life lessons from a donkey: Just keep trotting.”
  56. “Too cool for regular horses.”
  57. “Who needs horsepower when you have donkey power?”
  58. “Turning my ‘hee-haw’ into ‘hee-hee’.”
  59. “Shake your tail feather… or just your tail.”
  60. “My spirit animal? Definitely this donkey.”
  61. “Don’t follow, lead. Donkey wisdom!”
  62. “Living for these donkey snuggles.”
  63. “A donkey’s ‘good morning’ is better than coffee.”
  64. “What’s up, buttercup?”
  65. “Heart full, paddock full, life full.”
  66. “This is how we roll on the farm.”
  67. “From dusk till donkey.”
  68. “Hooves, heart, and heaps of fun!”
  69. “Kicking the Monday blues away.”
  70. “Bray it loud, bray it proud!”
  71. “Making memories, one donkey ride at a time.”
  72. “Every donkey has its day.”
  73. “Not my circus, not my… well, actually, this is my donkey.”
  74. “Life’s a journey. Enjoy the ride!”
  75. “Being happy never goes out of style.”
  76. “All you need is love and a donkey.”
  77. “Rock out with your donk out!”
  78. “Sundays are for the donkeys.”
  79. “Laugh hard, bray harder!”
  80. “This ain’t my first rodeo… or donkey show.”
  81. “Grass, sunshine, and donkey time!”
  82. “Love comes in all shapes and sizes… and species.”
  83. “Walking on sunshine and donkey trails.”
  84. “When the world gets tough, hug a donkey.”
  85. “There’s no ‘we’ in donkey.”
  86. “Follow your dreams, even if they lead to a donkey paddock.”
  87. “Just another manic Monday with my favorite ass.”
  88. “Finding joy in the little things. Like donkey ears.”
  89. “Home is where the donkey brays.”
  90. “Hee-hawing our way through life.”
  91. “A day without a donkey is like… just kidding, I have no idea.”
  92. “Stubborn as a mule, cute as a donkey.”
  93. “If you’re feeling down, just find a donkey to lift you up.”
  94. “Ears to a great day!”
  95. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine… or just hang with a donkey.”
  96. “Love, peace, and donkey grease.”
  97. “Shaking off the haters, donkey-style!”
  98. “Squad goals: Me and my donkey.”
  99. “Always be yourself. Unless you can be a donkey. Then always be a donkey.”
  100. “Donkeys are the new unicorns. You heard it here first!”
  101. “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
  102. “This donkey’s the GOAT!”
  103. “Making an ass of myself and loving every minute of it!”
  104. “Hee-haw or nay? Always hee-haw!”
  105. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and share it with a donkey.”
  106. “Seek adventures that open your mind. And paddocks that have donkeys.”
  107. “Life isn’t perfect, but my donkey is.”
  108. “I like my coffee like I like my donkeys: strong and sweet.”
  109. “The key to happiness? A donkey, obviously.”
  110. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a donkey. Close enough.”
  111. “Find joy in the ordinary. Like donkey snout boops.”
  112. “It’s all fun and games until the donkey brays.”
  113. “Live life in the fast lane. Or the donkey lane. Whichever.”
  114. “Ready to donkey around!”
  115. “Living my best life, one donkey hug at a time.”
  116. “Put a little donkey in your day!”
  117. “The snuggle is real.”
  118. “All ears and all heart.”
  119. “Embracing my inner donkey today.”
  120. “Born to be wild, forced to be civilized. Also, I love donkeys.”
  121. “Dancing to the rhythm of my own donkey bray.”
  122. “One donkey, infinite joy.”
  123. “You’re never alone when you have a donkey.”
  124. “Donkey mode: activated.”
  125. “No rain, no flowers. No hay, no donkeys.”
  126. “If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t, get a donkey.”
  127. “Stressed, blessed, and donkey obsessed.”
  128. “Feeling good from my head to-ma-toes… and to my donkey’s hooves!”
  129. “Nothing but blue skies and donkey vibes.”
  130. “Stay humble. Work hard. Be kind. Hug a donkey.”
  131. “Life is short. Spend it with donkeys.”
  132. “There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. Just ask my donkey.”
  133. “Donkey days are the new spa days.”
  134. “Best day ever? Any day with a donkey.”
  135. “Living the dream with my cream-colored dream donkey!”
  136. “Never stop exploring. Especially if it’s in a donkey paddock.”
  137. “Love is… a warm donkey.”
  138. “A day spent with a donkey is always a day well spent.”
  139. “You can’t change the past, but you can change your perspective. And get a donkey.”
  140. “Taking life’s challenges one bray at a time.”
  141. “Stay golden, just like my donkey’s coat!”
  142. “Happily ever after is a journey, not a destination. Especially if you’re on a donkey.”
  143. “Sassy, classy, and a bit ass-y.”
  144. “Today’s forecast? 100% chance of donkey fun.”
  145. “My therapist has four legs and a fluffy tail.”
  146. “Some of the best memories are made in flip flops… and with donkeys.”
  147. “Stay close to what keeps you feeling alive. Like donkeys.”
  148. “Treat every day like it’s a donkey day.”

I hope you had as much fun reading these as I had writing these out! 🀣

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